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"A person who publishes a story
appears wilfully in public with his pants down."
-Edna St. Vincent Millay
"I'm always at a loss to know what to believe in my own stories."
-Washington Irving
"Better to write for yourself and have no public,
than to write for the
public and have no self."
-Cyril Connolly
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Confessions of a Right Coast Beachoholic
- A Good Day on God's Day 05 March 1996
- How will we pass on this Sport? 26 March 1996
- Born again, on Good Friday 05 April 1996
- Golf and Surfing - Two totally different Sports, or are they? 10 April 1996
- The Devil Waves of Santa Barbara Made Me Do It! 24 April 1996
- Pedro Says, "You are a Beeg Weener when you stop at
SOUTH OF THE BORDER!!" 08 May 1996
- This ain't no Party, this ain't no Baywatch, this ain't no Foolin' around! 29 May 1996
- Alt.Surfing - The Final Exam - Spring Semester 04 June 1996
- The Thrill is Gone! 10 June 1996
- Da Gahd Fadda of Waves 12 June 1996
- School Daze 26 Jun 1996
- How do You Pray for Surf? 27 June 1996
- A Small Comfort for victims of TWA Flt. 800 07 July 1996
- "Jason" the swell that would not DIE! 08 July 1996
- "Jake" the coolest Surf Dog, Hit by a Jetski!! 09 July 1996
- Bertha Blows Chuck's theory of
Market as Predictor of Waves out of the Water 12 Jul 1996
- A Visit to Norte Cal, pt 2. Santa Cruz 24 July 1996
- When the Town says, "You're NOT a Surfer!" 29 July 1996
- When a Cap is not a Cap 05 August 1996
- "I Saved your What!?" 13 August 1996
- the next Kelly or......worse 14 August 1996
- Well No, Ms Travis, it's Not like riding a bicycle 15 August 1996
- A "Speed Bumps" Revenge 23 Aug 1996
- Fast Eddie of Ohio, Meet Big Edouard of the Atlantic 9 Sep 1996
- Hortense - not a big wavemaker, but I'd take her to the Prom!! Mon, 16 Sep 1996
- True Grit 19 September 1996
- A Very Ugly Scene 24 September 1996
- Five Days in the Valley 16 October 1996
- There's no place like Home (break)!! Mon, 21 Oct 1996
- Have a Seat - Mr. SnakeyPants Fri, 25 Oct 1996
- Dawn Patrol Mon, 28 Oct 1996
- Why old guys surf Wed, 30 Oct 1996
- The Present 25 November 1996
- the Young and the Witless 02 December 1996
- 'tis the Season December 16 1996
- Tony's a Surfer! and that's the good news 20 December 1996
- A New Years Nightmare Wed, 01 Jan 1997
- How Fang got her job at SurferGirl 23 January 1997
- The Seeker Sat, 01 Feb 1997
- A Pox on you Jean Amour Polly 06 February 1997
- Foonboy in Florida, Geezers, Surfers & Motorheads 17 February 1997
- the tragedy 21 February 1997
- The Seed of Stoke 22 February 1997
- The Magic Coat Sun, 23 Feb 1997
- Foggy Mountain Snakedown 06 March 1997
- Have you been Surfnotized? Mon, 10 Mar 1997
- Go ahead...give me "the FingerMarch 12 1997
- Can Rick come out and Play? 14 March 1997
- International Relations - What a Hoot(er) Thu, 27 Mar 1997
- Love is a Beach 01 April 1997
- Blood is thicker than Waves Mon, 07 Apr 1997
- A Hot-dog of a Session Tues, 08 Apr 1997
- The Ghost of Surf Trips Past Tue, 08 Apr 1997
- The Warrior Within Mon, 05 May 1997
- Hog Heaven...In your dreams 07 May 1997
- Unhappy Memorial Day Weekend May 28 1997
- He's Alive!!! 31 May 1997
- Boss, I'm truckin' June 11 1997
- Retreads June 18 1997
- Ana-Ana Bo-Bana Tue, 08 Jul 1997
- Thank you Santa Cruz... all is Forgiven Wed, 23 Jul 1997
- Liquid Stage -the Lure of Surfing Thu, 24 Jul 1997 - Review
- Love-Hate Fri, 25 Jul 1997
- Danny we hardly knew Ye July 28 1997
- Shark Week -Regurgitated Wed, 06 Aug 1997
- Summertime is Surfer's Time Wed, 30 Jul 1997
- A View from the Deck Wed, 13 Aug 1997
- The Joy of Icing August 15 1997
- then.....when you least expect it Mon, 18 Aug 1997
- Dead, skunked in the middle of a season Thu, 21 Aug 1997
- bub bye, boy September 18 1997
- I was just thinkin'... October 14 1997
- Rocktober Classic - a keeper October 27 1997
- What coincidence? Life's too short.... Thu, 06 Nov 1997
- Re: Air 33 Water 48 Tue, 18 Nov 1997
- Trini-trippin Pt.1 the Ugly American December 04 1997
- Trini-Trippin Pt.3 - Island Fever December 05 1997
- Trini-Trippin Pt.4 Good Ju-Ju Risin December 1997/12/05
- Trini-Trippin Pt.6, My Caribbean Dream Sat, 06 Dec 1997
- Eat the Rich Fri, 12 Dec 1997
- Surfing, a Metaphor for Life Mon, 29 Dec 1997
- YOU, stay away from my Wife! Tue, 30 Dec 1997
- Bad Storm's a-brewin' Jan 06 1998
- Hair getting caught in wetsuit Wed, 07 Jan 1998
- Right Coast Winter Weirdness Thu, 08 Jan 1998
- Real Surfers are Donut Eaters! Thu, 08 Jan 1998
- Law & Order: Reno style Fri, 09 Jan 1998
- The Last Good Wave Tue, 20 Jan 1998
- Dr.John the surf tripper Jan 24 1998
- Winter Reverie Fri, 30 Jan 1998
- Giddy at the thought Mon, 02 Feb 1998
- God Bless Snowboarding! Sun, 08 Feb 1998
- Tobago Tue, 10 Feb 1998
- Surfing El Nino, Bayou Style Tue, 10 Mar 1998
- Death is a distant rumor to the young April 03 1998
- Surfing...the perfect Mid-life Crisis Sat, 04 Apr 1998
- Remember when... Mon, 06 Apr 1998
- The King is dead Mon, 06 Apr 1998
- The Meaning of Life Wed, 08 Apr 1998
- Who Rules? April 14 1998
- Hello.....I'm a Beachaholic Thu, 16 Apr 1998
- Tales from the Bunker Mon, 27 Apr 1998
- Re: Tales from the Bunker Thu, 30 Apr 1998
- Fatal Attraction? Thu, 30 Apr 1998
- A Nu Yawk Frame of Mind (concert review) Wed, 06 May 1998
- I Protest Thu, 07 May 1998
- Deep Impact Sun, 10 May 1998
- The NanosecondTue, 12 May 1998
- Surf Report - the Bunker - 5/15-17/98 Mon, 18 May 1998
- Pretty Good Guacamole Mon, 18 May 1998
- Unsurf Report: Daze of Desperation Wed, 27 May 1998
- Theme Song? Mon, 01 Jun 1998
- Looks are deceiving June 03 1998
- It's goin Off in aisle 3 Fri, 05 Jun 1998
- Death of a Sandbar Mon, 08 Jun 1998
- Town and Country Tue, 09 Jun 1998
- the Man Fri, 19 Jun 1998
- firefly firefly...... Mon, 22 Jun 1998
- What do you take? Fri, 26 Jun 1998
- Ned Sat, 27 Jun 1998
- c ya Fri, 10 Jul 1998
- SantaFoonCruzin '98 Mon, 20 Jul 1998
- My life .... is an ocean Tue, 28 Jul 1998
- POWERballSURFING Wed, 29 Jul 1998
- We aint dead (yet) Mon, 03 Aug 1998
- Joe is gone Mon, 03 Aug 1998
- Slater on CNN Foonreview - Wed, 05 Aug 1998
- Gray dogs 'n donuts Mon, 10 Aug 1998
- &Surfer& sold Thu, 13 Aug 1998
- Re: Just another surf story Thu, 30 Jul 1998
- Bleach Boogie Bozo's Reign of Terror Mon, 24 Aug 1998
- DejaFoon All over again Wed, 26 Aug 1998
- A Wife Knows Wed, 26 Aug 1998
- Bunker Report on Bonnie Sun, 30 Aug 1998
- PhotogPhoon Wed, 09 Sep 1998
- Just Shoot Me (several times) Thu, 10 Sep 1998
- Re: A little decorum please... Sat, 12 Sep 1998
- It's a Jungle out there Mon, 14 Sep 1998
- Jetskis=Polish Jets? Fri, 18 Sep 1998
- Surfing more popular than Beer Thu, 24 Sep 1998
- Heading out vs. Head Ding Ouch! Mon, 28 Sep 1998
- Sacred Ground...Holy Water Thu, 08 Oct 1998
- Keep on Tuckin' Tue, 13 Oct 1998
- clothing store Wed, 14 Oct 1998
- WNF111@ yuppiekook.com Thu, 15 Oct 1998
- The Skin Game Sun, 18 Oct 1998
- WiND oN WaTeR Mon, 19 Oct 1998 - review
- Symmetry spawns Dynamic Fri, 06 Nov 1998
- "Martha goes deep....in your Pocket." Mon, 09 Nov 1998
- Desparados Thu, 12 Nov 1998
- Like a Rolling Stone Thu, 12 Nov 1998
- You Ain't from around here..... Tue, 24 Nov 1998
- Extra Stuffing Fri, 27 Nov 1998
- The Turkey's Revenge Sat, 28 Nov 1998
- The Lookout House story and photos
- Bang the Drum slowly 15 Dec 1998
- In God's Newsgroup 21 Dec 1998
- I saved your life today 30 Dec 1998
- Dr. 360 12 Jan 1999
- Pipeline, What's up wiff dat? 02 Feb 1999
- SoCal Soiree, Day I 18 Feb 1999
- SoCal Soiree, Day II 19 Feb 1999
- Like a freight train in a tunnel 22 Feb 1999
- In Search of the Sandman July 99
- Didja-ever? Sat, 14 Aug 1999
- The Foon-Ditch Project Thu, 21 Oct 1999
- Island Odyssey fall 1999
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- B O W- WoW! 05 November 1999
- No Ak-Trouble in Paradise 10 December 1999
- You say you got a Resolution 29 December 1999
- AuggieDoggy 16 February 2000
- White Out, Day two 26 January 2000
- Where the Sun Don't Shine 07 April 2000
- I made a $1 02 May 2000
- Snow Signs 12/24/2000
- Blink 2/20/2001
- Swim for your life 4/17/2001
- FDNY a story 12/6/01
- Duck, they could be surfers 6/16/2002
Phoonilosophy
What makes you think I would do this for money?
I'm into the catharsis of the written word only. My musings are purely a poor attempt
at emotional therapy conducted in the public forum of alt.surfing,
primarily for my own amusement and that of some who may appreciate my
efforts. My only reward is the generous and kind words some have sent me
in appreciation for what I do.
That's all I really need as payment.
:^)
So do ya think I could get $30 bucks for my stuff?
That buys a bottle of
Jack, a few stogies and a bag a donuts! Hmmmmm. The Foondoggy
Chronicles has a nice ring to it...
email Foondoggy at foon@newsguy.com
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